Kieffer

General
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Kieffer is a local politician running for office in the town of the gas station.

He is also routinely accidentally killed by gas station employees, although the there is no shortage of his bodies, as grown by the hand plants at the side of the gas station.

Personality
Kieffer has a somewhat volatile personality. He expresses a strong loyalty to Spencer, responding in a dog-like way to whistles.

He also, however, has a more unpleasant side, as he strips naked and pours a beverage on himself in the middle of the gas station in an attempt to intimidate Jack.

History
Kieffer attended the same high school as Jack and Spencer, though he graduated years before either of them were at the school. While he was there, he won some kind of sports award.

There is, however, no record that Kieffer ever even existed in town. The only evidence is a grainy yearbook photo.