The Dark God

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Abilities

 * Influencing and speaking through dreams
 * Dreams usually act as recruitment, nudging the dreamers into servitude of the Dark God
 * Mindless compulsions to dig around the gas station
 * Spontaneous and instant growth of trees
 * Pungent odor
 * Manipulation of earth
 * Emission of blinding white light
 * Self-proclaimed to be able to see into souls and see sins, though not always accurate
 * Creation of plant replicas of humans

Personality
The Dark God is snarky and sarcastic, but well meaning for a being called the Dark God. He claims that in his time, "Dark God" had a much different connotation. He seems sick of people constantly misunderstanding his intentions.

Appearance
The Dark God is about the size of an elephant, swollen and fat with a tanned yellow hide. He has six rows of stubby arms, 6 rows of sagging breasts, a human-sized head with a somewhat human face, no neck, and bears resemblance to a tick. He connects to the ground at the widest point of his stomach and sports a red mohawk.

In the third book of the series it said that the Dark God looks like, in his true form, Bill Murray.

"'Why is it that ANYTIME you see something you don’t understand, you think it’s kill-or-be-killed?'"